goldenclitoris:

when u know u mama mad at u but u gotta walk past her to get food from the kitchen
image

(via dutchster)

tacoposey:

after my procedure at the hospital today my doctor tried to explain all of the medications he’s putting me on and i was kind of out of it on pain meds and he goes, “and i’m going to be putting you on some serious steroids, do you have any problems with that?” 

and apparently i looked at my mom and whispered, “i’ll never play major league baseball” and started crying

(via ermahgerd-its-bertseh)

fluxandpause:

Pros of being gay: both you and your wife would get into the lifeboats on the titanic.

(via ermahgerd-its-bertseh)

ifyoucarryonthisway:

hello 911 my sock is falling down inside my shoe 

(Source: averagefairy, via thecaptainthatcrashed)

rhoyalist:

this actually makes me really sad to see because it really is and its almost like its desirable to get diagnosed its sad

rhoyalist:

this actually makes me really sad to see because it really is and its almost like its desirable to get diagnosed its sad

(Source: shmalexagon, via liammmmmmmm)

lmnpnch:

The Avengers concept art by Ryan Meinerding

(via ermahgerd-its-bertseh)

"If you cum and she doesn’t…you didn’t fuck her, she fucked you."

— (via bruisinq)

(Source: a-dimension-of-mind, via liammmmmmmm)

waggington:

this is at my college i need 2 start taking pics of this board i could cash in on the notes

waggington:

this is at my college i need 2 start taking pics of this board i could cash in on the notes

(Source: samuraizach, via dutchster)

schloong:

prauprganda:

schloong:

guys stop.
i started the selfie olympics in 2008.

photoshop

you seriously think im wearing light wash flared jeans in 2014?

schloong:

prauprganda:

schloong:

guys stop.

i started the selfie olympics in 2008.

photoshop

you seriously think im wearing light wash flared jeans in 2014?

(via breadfan156)

filthy-hippie-vibes:

whoagifs:

a goat baby trying to get up on artificial legs!

I think it’s a donkey with casts.

filthy-hippie-vibes:

whoagifs:

a goat baby trying to get up on artificial legs!

I think it’s a donkey with casts.

(via thecaptainthatcrashed)

radicalspiirit:

stunningpicture:

This is how I proposed to my girlfriend - she said yes!

omfffffg

radicalspiirit:

stunningpicture:

This is how I proposed to my girlfriend - she said yes!

omfffffg

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Anonymous asked: How did u get so cool and inspiring?

ktspit:

i stopped considering mens approval as a relevant indication of the validity or success of anything i say or do.