copperbadge:

Money can’t buy me happiness but a portal gun would solve a lot of my problems.

copperbadge:

Money can’t buy me happiness but a portal gun would solve a lot of my problems.

(Source: dabestofmemes, via passionatekitsune)

(Source: stydiaislove, via mtv-fakingit)

Wrote a song the other night

Don’t suppose anyone would like to hear it?…
(Crickets chirping)
Nah man that’s cool me either 😎👍

crgasmic:

more romantic/soft porn here

tips for lonely people

psyducked:

stop a ton of random people in the street and say “think of me when you poop” and they’ll be so shocked that they actually will think of you when they poop and you can rest in comfort knowing someone thought about you that day

(via theriseofrocknroll)

I haven’t even slept and I realise how I feel

Like I want to run and never stop. Start hitting something until my arms give in. Scream until my lungs fail. Anyone know what that’s called?

thecaptainthatcrashed
somefagonyourdash:

bruh

somefagonyourdash:

bruh

(Source: whybray, via dutchster)

sandandglass:

"Hey, you shouldn’t eat that. It’s not good for you."

image

(via thecaptainthatcrashed)

unclefather:

wassupstyles:

What if your giving a bj in the shower and he just starts shampooing and conditioning your hair 

very polite

(via thecaptainthatcrashed)

(Source: henrikbluntqvist, via mchaha)

ridge:

my love and hate for twitter is so real

ridge:

my love and hate for twitter is so real

(via dutchster)

mogarisreadytoblog:

mrcaseythegreat:

miss-mcguiness:

imleigh:

“DONT BOTHER COMING HOME”

“GONNA SHAKE IT LIKE A POLAROID PICTURE.”

"I ACCIDENTALLY HAD SEX WITH IT."

"NOW WE’RE IN LOVE"

I will never not love dog texts.

(Source: iraffiruse, via kanenball)

thatsqualitystuff:


Prisoner zero has escaped

thatsqualitystuff:

Prisoner zero has escaped

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