when u know u mama mad at u but u gotta walk past her to get food from the kitchen
after my procedure at the hospital today my doctor tried to explain all of the medications he’s putting me on and i was kind of out of it on pain meds and he goes, “and i’m going to be putting you on some serious steroids, do you have any problems with that?”
and apparently i looked at my mom and whispered, “i’ll never play major league baseball” and started crying
Anonymous asked: How did u get so cool and inspiring?
i stopped considering mens approval as a relevant indication of the validity or success of anything i say or do.